Girl Shares Hilariously Honest Twitter Thread About Living In Midwest

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mattstaff
Jul 3, 2018 11:00 AM EDT

This might make you want to up and visit the Midwest ASAP. Just prepare yourself for harsh, unforgivingly cold winters and scorching summers. 

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    Text - mackenzie @mackenziem317 "welcome to the midwest" starter pack: a thread
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    Ranch dressing - SEE RECIPE ON BACK Hidden Valley Hidden Valley THE ORIGINAL Ranch 00 1PT (16FL 02)473 m DRESSING
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    Text - mackenzie @mackenziem317 Replying to @mackenziem317 1. ranch dressing -used on salads, chicken nuggets, pizza, and anything else you want really my friend once told me that her little sister dipped popcorn and oreos in ranch -the most midwestern condiment
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    Corn kernels
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    Text - mackenzie @mackenziem317 Replying to @mackenziem317 2. corn -colorado has mountains, florida has the beach, arizona has deserts.. and the midwest has cornfields -literally everywhere -soybean fields are also common
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    Text - ОРЕ
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    Text - mackenzie @mackenziem317 Replying to @mackenziem317 3. the notorious "ope" -used after accidentally bumping into someone or hearing some hot tea -usually followed by "sorry" or "im just gonna sneak past ya" or both
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    Food - EASY OPEN PACK EASY OPEN PACK Glertalt & TEAR ALONG DOTTED LINE BARREL PFUN Tortillas HO NACHO CHEESE FLAVORED TORTILLA CHIPS
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    Text - mackenzie @mackenziem317 Replying to @mackenziem317 4. taco in a bag -i jut found out recently that this is a midwestern thing -meat, cheese, lettuce, and salsa thrown into a bag of crushed up doritos -the best school lunch
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    Food
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    Text - mackenzie @mackenziem317 Replying to @mackenziem317 5. puppy chow -i didn't know this was midwestern ?? the rest of the country is seriously missing out -chex cereal covered in chocolate and powdered sugar -a necessity for any party tbh
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    Text - SORRY!
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    Text - mackenzie @mackenziem317 Replying to @mackenziem317 6. apologizing for everything -saying sorry for something they have no control over -ex: "omg they forgot the lettuce on my taco!!" "sorry" -other people yell at us for apologizing, and we apologize for apologizing
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    Cartoon
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    Text - mackenzie @mackenziem317 Replying to @mackenziem317 "muggy" -used to describe hot, humid weather "wow, it sure is muggy out here"
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    Cornhole
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    Text - mackenzie @mackenziem317 Replying to @mackenziem3 17 8. bags (also called cornhole which sounds more midwestern) -game played at picnics and barbecues; mostly by dads -we spent like 3 weeks playing it in gym and held a tournament -2 teams throw bean bags and try to make them in the hole
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    Dish
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    Text - mackenzie @mackenziem317 Replying to @mackenziem317 9. taco pizza -lettuce, tomatoes, and taco chips on pizza; people also put taco sauce on it sometimes -why do we make everything into tacos ?? -bonus points if you get it at Happy Joe's
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    Land vehicle - HN DEERE 8320 R DEER
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    Text - mackenzie @mackenziem317 Replying to @mackenziem317 10. john deere gotta harvest all that corn -we have a whole museum about him where i live -sometimes you just see tractors driving down the street
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    Soil
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    Text - mackenzie @mackenziem317 Replying to @mackenziem317 11. potholes/road construction -takes forever to fix -we're honestly too broke to repair anything "road work ahead" signs every 30 miles on the interstate
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    Pasture
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    Text - mackenzie @mackenziem317 Replying to @mackenziem317 12. yelling about seeing animals -when you see a farm while on a road trip, you yell "Cows!!" so everyone else can see them -also applicable for horses, pigs, ducks, deer, etc. -idk if this is only midwestern but we have most of the farms so
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    Line
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    Text - mackenzie @mackenziem317 Replying to @mackenziem317 13. experiencing every type of weather in one day -some days i drive to school with the heat on in my car, and drive home with the AC on yesterday it was bright and sunny but RAINING ? -how
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    Dish
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    Text - mackenzie @mackenziem317 Replying to @mackenziem317 14. cheese curds -literally just deep-fried balls of cheese -you can also buy them at the store un-fried and just enjoy hunks of cheese -sooooo good -bonus points if you dip them in ranch ;)
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    Land lot - CITY DOGS COUNTRY DOGS
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